I will be broadening the the content on my blog. I find it a bit tedious trying to avoid topics I care about because this is a blog about cults and skepticism
So I will be talking about everything I care about, science, hookah, spicy foods, politics and whatever is on my mind.
Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out but when they will I can only guess. They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy, She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me. I can't help it if I'm lucky.
People see me all the time and they just can't remember how to act Their minds are filled with big ideas, images and distorted facts. Even you, yesterday you had to ask me where it was at, I couldn't believe after all these years, you didn't know me better than that Sweet lady.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth, Blowing down the backroads headin' south. Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth, You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
I ran into the fortune-teller, who said beware of lightning that might strike I haven't known peace and quiet for so long I can't remember what it's like. There's a lone soldier on the cross, smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door, You didn't know it, you didn't think it could be done, in the final end he won the wars After losin' every battle.
I woke up on the roadside, daydreamin' 'bout the way things sometimes are Visions of your chestnut mare shoot through my head and are makin' me see stars. You hurt the ones that I love best and cover up the truth with lies. One day you'll be in the ditch, flies buzzin' around your eyes, Blood on your saddle.
Idiot wind, blowing through the flowers on your tomb, Blowing through the curtains in your room. Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth, You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
It was gravity which pulled us down and destiny which broke us apart You tamed the lion in my cage but it just wasn't enough to change my heart. Now everything's a little upside down, as a matter of fact the wheels have stopped, What's good is bad, what's bad is good, you'll find out when you reach the top You're on the bottom.
I noticed at the ceremony, your corrupt ways had finally made you blind I can't remember your face anymore, your mouth has changed, your eyes don't look into mine. The priest wore black on the seventh day and sat stone-faced while the building burned. I waited for you on the running boards, near the cypress trees, while the springtime turned Slowly into autumn.
Idiot wind, blowing like a circle around my skull, From the Grand Coulee Dam to the Capitol. Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth, You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
I can't feel you anymore, I can't even touch the books you've read Every time I crawl past your door, I been wishin' I was somebody else instead. Down the highway, down the tracks, down the road to ecstasy, I followed you beneath the stars, hounded by your memory And all your ragin' glory.
I been double-crossed now for the very last time and now I'm finally free, I kissed goodbye the howling beast on the borderline which separated you from me. You'll never know the hurt I suffered nor the pain I rise above, And I'll never know the same about you, your holiness or your kind of love, And it makes me feel so sorry.
Idiot wind, blowing through the buttons of our coats, Blowing through the letters that we wrote. Idiot wind, blowing through the dust upon our shelves, We're idiots, babe. It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves.
Because you go around using my handle, people are Googleing me or going to my blog via links you provide. My readership and AdSence revenue is though the roof!
So thank you!
Again if you came here because you saw me say things that were racist or pro-scientology; it's not me.
Anyways I have been outwitting this "Tom" guy who a while now (though it's not hard to do.) For example; I have installed a traffic analyser to this site and dropped bait for Tom to come here and post, and he took it hook, line and sinker! 76.18.78.98. This is also the same IP that comes up every time I get a threatening Anonymous comment. So if you get a threatening Anonymous, it's probably this guy!
I did a trace route that leaded me to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Which is weird considering Tom Newton lived in the state of Washington.
Of all the people on the internet, I got a nice e-mail from none other than Jonathan Barbera a few days later dropping me some information. Telling me that the "Tom Newton" we all know and hate is gone forever. Alan Conner, his real name is innocent and has nothing to do with the Tom Newton of Anonymous is a Hate Group Blog. The guy who runs the site and uses the handle Tom Newton (and now revjimjesus and machvon@gmail.com) is none other than Jacob K. Reist aka Jake Vigil aka JKR!
When I read this I was like "Pfft, yea right!" Jonathan Barbera isn't exactly the bastion of reliable information. I thought I'd humor him and look him up anyways and found this ED page.
Humm a troll trolling Anonymous Scientology protesters in Albuquerque, NM? Really now, that are the odds? Apparently he tried to troll Anonymous and they got the best of him and he went away. ...Or did he? Perhaps his hate blog is just an attempt at revenge under another nick people already hate so he could get away from all the drama of getting fucked with in real life and pass the blame on to a now retired troll.
"Note that there has been someone on that anonymous-hate-group-blogspot (you know what I mean) who has been posting under the name Tom Newton for a long time, and Jonathon tells me he is still active. That isn't me and this should be obvious from what he has to say. " - Tom Newton
Though it pains me to admit it, I think Jonathan was right! Thought I would like to investigate it further. If anyone knows anything drop me a line at questions@jimjesus.com
EDIT: Here's more information I gathered from his visits.
He's a
Windows user
Firefox
screen resolution 1024x768x32 (really tom? Is your computer from 1998?)
he is using Comcast Cable Internet
and he never lands on the main page always get's revered to the post page itself
Check before you complain to me who is really sending all that stuff; it ain't me. I don't post much on ARS anyways. The only reason I have been back is just to make clear I have an impostor. People got the hint so that dipshit got a new e-mail and is impersonating me clearing up him impersonating me.
So yea; I'm done clearing up anything. If you are stupid enough to believe that is me; get off the internet.
From now on i'm using my jim@jimjesus.com e-mail as it's impossible for trolls to even obtain an @jimjesus.com account. I'm not even going to post on ars about it; I'm sure everyone is watching this blog right now anyways.
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